"Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get the ‘yes.’ Dinner’s a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye-contact that sex just doesn’t. Call me ‘old-fashioned’ but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I’ll even consider having dinner with her."
- Barney Stinson
(Source: jp-morgan)
"Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college."
- Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
